Friday, November 29, 2019

By Etonians, for Etonians


Korean ceramic pot with pointed handles. Old Wajil.
You can't say he didn't tell you
They're in it together.
Tailcoat banquets
Sanctioned dole cheques
They gave your tax breaks
To a fat cat in Sark.
Dark. I think of Lincoln
Don't buy it again
A government of Etonians
By Etonians, for Etonians.
They're in it together my friend.


Thursday, November 21, 2019

DNA Rights!


The birds, the bees
The educated fleas
They all have love
Have fear and pain.

The flowers, trees
Even cultivated peas
Care for their children
Can flourish and gain.

Is it fear of our similarity
More valuable for singularity
More comforting in unkind disparity
All life deserves respect not charity.

Fight for life, by day and by night
For all upon earth, call DNA rights!

Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Google it


Look we can Google it
The tools are all in place

Just give MPs a Google account
And we can track their every pace
See their smiling face
Hear what songs they sing
And what company they grace.

Offer helpful suggestions
Prick their conscience
Pique their interest
Get prompt answers to those questions.

All for about £1300
We seem slow to understand
We have tools to control democracy
From the palms of our hands.

Monday, November 18, 2019

Sack em all put whitehall on a Wiki


You might say vote this one
Vote for that one because of that
But in truth, I'm not that picky
Sack em all, put Whitehall on a wiki.

Amateurs from out of town
Sent to London to watch the crown
Was a great idea in 1200 AD
But obviously
With the web we can sack em all
And put Whitehall on a wiki.

Some of them corrupt, lazy
Incompetent and such
Some of them be tax evaders
Eating the “double Irish- Dutch”
The solution is not tricky
We can sack em all
And put Whitehall on a wiki.

You want policy done by people who know what they're doing
MPs know about a lying and bring the country to ruin.
Before the situation gets any more sticky
We have to sack them all, put Whitehall on a wiki.

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

They will not sell the NHS


They will not sell the NHS
Trust me, I know best.

They'll sell the land beneath its feet
And cut the staff like fields of wheat.

You'll get every drug from N.I.C.E
Without a blink, at twice the price.

They'll bury it in a mound of debt
And all the while let's not forget

When you watch another hearse
It will all be paid from the public purse.

The free press


They fought and fled
In shackles died
To have books read
And town hear cry.

To make print free
Words cut and dry
So all decide
With their own eyes.

They fought and fled
In shackles died
And yet it seems
Under Sun and Sky
The free press now
Costs much to buy.

Voter


You say you love the country
Sing god save the queen
Recite the school taught history
Keep Great Britain clean.

Don't claim to be a patriot
You're an idiot.
Puppet for the global loaded
Fodder for propaganda bots.

Sons of empire
Will you get a price for her down river
Will they ever
Listen to you again.

Friend you're not a patriot
You're a short sighted
Destructive idiot.

Friday, November 08, 2019

Deceased in Smog

All's well that ends well
Sometimes the wise course is
A trouble to tell
But on counterfactual, conjecture
We should not dwell
Like @Jacob_Rees_Mogg choking
On the 19th floor
Of Grenfell's smoked filled stairwell.

Friday, August 23, 2019

Dead letters


Wick ghost, most cherished
I sketch pissed emphemera in pencil
Soot tress this spring all the more
For the less of you
When callous
I laugh at your choice
Ignorant of the act, ill observant
Yet you know
I would be harder, demand you grow
Than all the giddy drunks you make
The muse like seasons
Persistent           I celebrate you wanting
More              in your unkowing
Wish you every blessing.
It is with some hurt, my jet
I laugh at your choice
But I do.
So do you.

Thursday, August 22, 2019

Shrapnel No.56

Because I was effortless
In the giving of these gifts
You took it all for granted
Didn't think they would be missed.
Good friends we had
Good friends we lost
Along the way.
I hope we meet again some day.

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Best player ever


Ballon D'Or,
Phwoah, do a step over
Dribble some more.
The world's best player
For those who are savvy
Was once called Xavi – Iniesta – Xavi.

Most footballers count one-two
Wall pass, fly through
But great players make triangles
We all know they do.
How do make one with two, not three
Ask that player Xavi- Iniesta – Xavi.

Some players read the game
But a few write the book
Know the next chapter
From only a look
But there's a novelist, with multiple triologies
That player known as Xavi-Iniesta-Xavi

Duels won zero, successful dribbles, zero
You'd think his man-marker was some kind of hero
The truth is the poor lad never got close
Spent ninety-minutes just chasing a ghost
With passes so sensitive they're type you could marry
Off the boots of that player
Xavi-Iniesta-Xavi.

Saturday, August 10, 2019

First world problems

The rich have private jets and yachts and yet the shops
Have no cocoa
These boutiques of Brezhnev where you cannot even queue.

I got first world problems
I got first world problems
Like they dissolved jobs into chips and bits
Extract my characteristics
To bamboozle me and sell me shit.

I got first world problems
Like the 20th century infrastructure miracle distilling
Sixty cents in the dollar
Piped, alembic like, into the infinitely capacitous pockets
Of Jeff Bezos, that leaves the rest of us.....

I got first world problems
Like they only make magic money to rearrange property rights
Privatise my collective services
To incompetent fly-by-nights.

I got first world problems
Like they covered the land in tarmac
So you can't grow food
But you can drive to buy it back.

I got first world problems
Like my mind is under attack
By nefarious cabals
That develop their social agenda on crack.

I got first world problems
Like social organisation is complex beyond my comprehension
N-dimensional factorials. An utter dependence on expert systems
Like trains, traffic lights international logistics, wires and gas pipes.

I got first world problems
Like government beyond amateur comprehension
And I've got amateur representation
They said I was above it
But then they closed my station.
(What would you do?)

I got first world, timeless problems
Like barbarians inside the gates
Power high coke fiends that pillage and rape.

It's loco
I got first world problems
I bought the shop out of tropical products like cocoa.

Thursday, August 08, 2019

Lost phone

It was shiny and new
Boo hoo Boo hoo
And its camera shot true
Boo hoo Boo hoo
I lost my phone down the Tube
Boo hoo Boo hoo.
It did so many things
I don't need to do.
Boo hoo Boo hoo

Saturday, August 03, 2019

I said its dead.


99.9998% of people on the planet
Fight over 7% of the world's wealth
That's 7% for your food, family, education and health
1300 people own everything else.

Is it broken?
Say you're woke but have you woken?
Bleat capitalism, sheep track, goose chase, dog bark wrong tree
Can't see, the wood, forgive him
They make money of you breathing and living

Life's cheap
Turkeys ain't got franchise
If you're woke then blink
If you can't see what's in front of your eyes
Then you'll only ever know what they told you to think.

From each according to their ability
To each according to their need
Sounds like Linux, Sourceforge, YouTube tutorials to me
With 7% for us.
Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos the surplus.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Citizens of nowhere


Citizens of nowhere
Dog whistle, it's Daoist
The yin and yang
Each word its opposite manifests.

Citizens of our Empire.
Citizens of nowhere
Dog whistle the map dots
Spots like Rockall
Sandbars, cocktail bars, Anguila
Citizens of nowhere.

Mother of that vision
Citizens of nowhere
With zeal and greed
Private planes for old men, old women
Handcuffed.
She stole a nurse's passport
And made her die overseas.
Citizens of nowhere.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Leaves like ears and tongues


I have been waiting for the Sage to flower
This village of grey green furred leaves like ears
In spring rooves spread curved about the compost
Now build cathedrals, articulates spires
Skyward, like furred radio towers.

I have been waiting for the Sage to flower.
How it has grown, grey-green furred leaves like tongues
That wag in wind, pregnant with utterance.
Rising like a snap of timelapsed helicopters
They stretch their soft cupped tips slowly upwards.

My mother says it is good husbandry
To snip back stem to base before it seeds
Or that lush Sage company grows chaos.
Sparse mess of wooden lines, withered ears
A mass of snakes at death. The roots expire.

I have been waiting for the Sage to flower
This tall copse of rushes, soft leaves like ears
Still in the morn, a landing patch for flies
Around the black bin a grey forest throngs
Steadily rising furred leaves like tongues.

Faeries make their home there, in purple cups
A bit like bluebells, with a summer outlook
A feast for bees now the rocket has passed
All the Daisies and Borrage, Thyme flowers.
Since retired my mother's Thyme is pruned
To perfectly round bowers, pres d'Agen.

I have been waiting for the Sage to flower
Its towers engulf the old compost bin
Slender grey green palms now stand two foot tall
Their bobbled leaves loll slow like thirsty tongues
Hanging silent in the July sun.

Thick trunked trees well mulched, strawberry patches
A thatch of dry grass, Ivy and Yew
And the faeries will stop, when they pass through
Sprites and pixies too will come
For the purple flower with veined leaves like tongues.

I have been waiting for the Sage to flower
From rising tongues it has built its empire
Elaborates joints like candelarbra
The old black compost bin in forest lost
A cloud of veined grey-green tongues that thrust.

I thought, clear in error, some dyslexic
Misfiled season that Sage when it strung
Its palisade in spring would purple bring
And faeries soon but many moons have sank
And still, my mother would have said the other
A, not April, how fell, my foolish mind
Does serve me ill.

At some august time, correct and proper
After purple sentinels have trumpeted their nectar
The grey-green tongues have fed the zenithed bells
When flies have drank and bees, the faeries swum
In purple cups and pixies played harp
Upon the petals; I will take scissors
Cut stalk to base afresh, tight bunch the stems
With Honeysuckle twine and hold bright flame
Carrying all about house and garden
As witches would have done
A censer make of silent grey green tongues.

For good faeries will come rushing to aid
And bad faeries will turn tail and run
When they smell the scent of a home burning
The purple cups and their soft ears aflame
Fig hollow, foxglove will house those that came.

And set ground afresh for spirits next year
I have been waiting for the Sage to flower.

Shrapnel 102

I put a pin into a fountain and it failed
What is one to do when there's no donkey for the tail?
What is one to do when you've an aeroplane to mail?
I put a pin into a fountain and it failed.

Saturday, June 22, 2019

Shrapnel 31


The was I time I ran
Broken mooreland and glen
And clouds gathered like a temper
The clouds were not looking for me
I did not dance for them to come
Yet it rained
The gathering weight of water drops
Washing salt, sweet over my lips
I drank every breath.

Friday, June 21, 2019

Therapy Notes III

Spherical Mayan Vase c. 700AD. Huehueteotl. Old Fire God


I don't care

The frayed child's lie
You should not argue with those not there.
The washing machine will not clean
The churning of these waking dreams.

Pouring dirt in the powder slot
Push the button, pressing play
Turn the dial to boiling hot.
A grey matter, you cannot run away. 

Nor waste in anguish yet more days
For all the fearful love you share
You should not argue with those not there.

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Wasted


I.

The cranes are pecking at the mudflats
Scarred ground and glass
Unresting spirits, in torment, the ghosts
Of terraces down west and east are lost
At night, great red eyed rats sit atop
The office blocks
Great red eyed rats, fat
They have evicted even ghosts
And busy making new ones from the young.

II.

Cup aloft in flowing throng, young, tall and blonde he loudly calls “Can anybody help me”
Falters his voice through heaving halls, "Can anybody help me. I'm homeless" receding backs "Can anybody, anybody. Help. A hurry, hurry of hair and cloth stickles past the paper cup; stick to the path in forest, for many are lost; to the escalators “Get out, Get out” The bluecoats shout at she, traffic powdered pallid hurt, knees up, sunweathered spots and anger. Shouted "Get out" as the portly lady just put a KFC bucket at her feet. "Get out" when she got a mega bucket at her feet. She standing now clenched and shouting, silent; not her parents, the numbers, she, we, we've all seen the numbers, all of us, the figures; kid's gait, small storm, zephyr in an alleyway till the grey, bitten hand carved of frostbite says.
“Go get your food”.

III

“Les enfants danse sur la cupole" seulement
Without religion
They offer opiates and racism
Like the bones are no longer in our mouths
Like we miss a season when dead flowers bud.
The children are crying in the tunnels again.
Git, git, git

Glug, glug, glug.