Dear Majestic Omniscience Arsene, Arsene of Arsenal, Emperor of Higbury, the Green Swards of Colney and Goodison Park,
I have terrible recall for honorifics,
And have written before over my previous capacitors.
I hope your ongoing global developments.are terrific
But to matters technical
Baby snails, etc….
Football is not cricket.
Rule constrained decision making,
The white line, the whistle, the man in black
The turnstile, the ticket
The text, external
The constitution of the association, the proper pathways, the confidence in ethics Baby snails.
It’s that this
These issues, 18 yard box, six yard box, the correct response to transgression in context
Are all downstream of a tape measure. Nutrition. To boot,
While sheep grazing is excellent pitch maintenance
Wild animals, hogs, must not be permitted to ravage grass roots.
Or we find the quality of football declines.
I confess I was jealous to lose the groundsman to Old Trafford all those years ago, air pumps and such, so so, you know, he kept such lovely turf, no tufts. But I digress.
Doping in football.
Chemistry, Biology. Genes, RNA. what next
Vanishingly small risks to probity
Dopamine in high office. Canonical texts
Constitutions.
Not to be confused with the fixture list
Or the fixtures and fittings
The commonplace trappings of Office
Is too commonplace.
To energies technical
Wang
Should not be prominently displayed.
FIFA, global, East-West, Left-Right
Hemispheres and full spheres
The pitch, not the ring. The ball
Not the boxing fight.
Stephen Ireland was never the same player after Muai Thai.
The ball
Should not be embroiled in an IP case.
But I digress.
These polarisations are not the text, nor the game
There are two ends, swapped, timely.
Beauty, the aesthetic qualities of symmetry
Psiongnomy, advertising, baby snails, lentils
The global influence, the game
The earth-mover must be gentle
The zip not so tight that blood flow lost to parts.
Or mental confusion may emerge.
Of the emergent qualities some appear less desirable.
But we must all play our part
The playing of the game
The gaming of the rules
The parting of the game
Nedved, the acceleration, cut in, slow-down
Yellow card, Italian rules, but still. I digress.
This thing with goalkeepers, all a bit contrived, the underlying culture perhaps given to lying. Not that I would accuse him personally. Always seems upstanding. Yes.
Of vibrations technical
The urge to Japanese opera
In this time of data and telecommunications
It is easy to become subject to too much inflammation.
Confusion is understandable
Though we must, in understanding confusion
Appreciate Derrida.
That precisely the absolutely exact intended narrowcast frequency
Is subject to stochastic variation from natural mutation.
And is not
100% spot on every single time
Nor the circuitry.
It is no good to have direct connection to Leicester’s results.
All messy, these typos.
But I digress.
Non-linear appreciation
Is not a suitable quality of
The President’s personal bank account.
Nor should unnatural mutation
Hats on or off
Affect the text, external.
It seems too late to call for alarm
Technically speaking
We must put down arms.
I do hope you are able to candidly convey the substance
Of these words to the President
That football is not cricket
And that such infections require time in sanitorium.
Passing accuracy statistics reflect the quality of your ongoing endeavours. I have total confidence in the technical qualities of Global Football development.
