Saturday, August 17, 2019

Best player ever


Ballon D'Or,
Phwoah, do a step over
Dribble some more.
The world's best player
For those who are savvy
Was once called Xavi – Iniesta – Xavi.

Most footballers count one-two
Wall pass, fly through
But great players make triangles
We all know they do.
How do make one with two, not three
Ask that player Xavi- Iniesta – Xavi.

Some players read the game
But a few write the book
Know the next chapter
From only a look
But there's a novelist, with multiple triologies
That player known as Xavi-Iniesta-Xavi

Duels won zero, successful dribbles, zero
You'd think his man-marker was some kind of hero
The truth is the poor lad never got close
Spent ninety-minutes just chasing a ghost
With passes so sensitive they're type you could marry
Off the boots of that player
Xavi-Iniesta-Xavi.

Saturday, August 10, 2019

First world problems

The rich have private jets and yachts and yet the shops
Have no cocoa
These boutiques of Brezhnev where you cannot even queue.

I got first world problems
I got first world problems
Like they dissolved jobs into chips and bits
Extract my characteristics
To bamboozle me and sell me shit.

I got first world problems
Like the 20th century infrastructure miracle distilling
Sixty cents in the dollar
Piped, alembic like, into the infinitely capacitous pockets
Of Jeff Bezos, that leaves the rest of us.....

I got first world problems
Like they only make magic money to rearrange property rights
Privatise my collective services
To incompetent fly-by-nights.

I got first world problems
Like they covered the land in tarmac
So you can't grow food
But you can drive to buy it back.

I got first world problems
Like my mind is under attack
By nefarious cabals
That develop their social agenda on crack.

I got first world problems
Like social organisation is complex beyond my comprehension
N-dimensional factorials. An utter dependence on expert systems
Like trains, traffic lights international logistics, wires and gas pipes.

I got first world problems
Like government beyond amateur comprehension
And I've got amateur representation
They said I was above it
But then they closed my station.
(What would you do?)

I got first world, timeless problems
Like barbarians inside the gates
Power high coke fiends that pillage and rape.

It's loco
I got first world problems
I bought the shop out of tropical products like cocoa.

Thursday, August 08, 2019

Lost phone

It was shiny and new
Boo hoo Boo hoo
And its camera shot true
Boo hoo Boo hoo
I lost my phone down the Tube
Boo hoo Boo hoo.
It did so many things
I don't need to do.
Boo hoo Boo hoo

Saturday, August 03, 2019

I said its dead.


99.9998% of people on the planet
Fight over 7% of the world's wealth
That's 7% for your food, family, education and health
1300 people own everything else.

Is it broken?
Say you're woke but have you woken?
Bleat capitalism, sheep track, goose chase, dog bark wrong tree
Can't see, the wood, forgive him
They make money of you breathing and living

Life's cheap
Turkeys ain't got franchise
If you're woke then blink
If you can't see what's in front of your eyes
Then you'll only ever know what they told you to think.

From each according to their ability
To each according to their need
Sounds like Linux, Sourceforge, YouTube tutorials to me
With 7% for us.
Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos the surplus.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Citizens of nowhere


Citizens of nowhere
Dog whistle, it's Daoist
The yin and yang
Each word its opposite manifests.

Citizens of our Empire.
Citizens of nowhere
Dog whistle the map dots
Spots like Rockall
Sandbars, cocktail bars, Anguila
Citizens of nowhere.

Mother of that vision
Citizens of nowhere
With zeal and greed
Private planes for old men, old women
Handcuffed.
She stole a nurse's passport
And made her die overseas.
Citizens of nowhere.

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Leaves like ears and tongues


I have been waiting for the Sage to flower
This village of grey green furred leaves like ears
In spring rooves spread curved about the compost
Now build cathedrals, articulates spires
Skyward, like furred radio towers.

I have been waiting for the Sage to flower.
How it has grown, grey-green furred leaves like tongues
That wag in wind, pregnant with utterance.
Rising like a snap of timelapsed helicopters
They stretch their soft cupped tips slowly upwards.

My mother says it is good husbandry
To snip back stem to base before it seeds
Or that lush Sage company grows chaos.
Sparse mess of wooden lines, withered ears
A mass of snakes at death. The roots expire.

I have been waiting for the Sage to flower
This tall copse of rushes, soft leaves like ears
Still in the morn, a landing patch for flies
Around the black bin a grey forest throngs
Steadily rising furred leaves like tongues.

Faeries make their home there, in purple cups
A bit like bluebells, with a summer outlook
A feast for bees now the rocket has passed
All the Daisies and Borrage, Thyme flowers.
Since retired my mother's Thyme is pruned
To perfectly round bowers, pres d'Agen.

I have been waiting for the Sage to flower
Its towers engulf the old compost bin
Slender grey green palms now stand two foot tall
Their bobbled leaves loll slow like thirsty tongues
Hanging silent in the July sun.

Thick trunked trees well mulched, strawberry patches
A thatch of dry grass, Ivy and Yew
And the faeries will stop, when they pass through
Sprites and pixies too will come
For the purple flower with veined leaves like tongues.

I have been waiting for the Sage to flower
From rising tongues it has built its empire
Elaborates joints like candelarbra
The old black compost bin in forest lost
A cloud of veined grey-green tongues that thrust.

I thought, clear in error, some dyslexic
Misfiled season that Sage when it strung
Its palisade in spring would purple bring
And faeries soon but many moons have sank
And still, my mother would have said the other
A, not April, how fell, my foolish mind
Does serve me ill.

At some august time, correct and proper
After purple sentinels have trumpeted their nectar
The grey-green tongues have fed the zenithed bells
When flies have drank and bees, the faeries swum
In purple cups and pixies played harp
Upon the petals; I will take scissors
Cut stalk to base afresh, tight bunch the stems
With Honeysuckle twine and hold bright flame
Carrying all about house and garden
As witches would have done
A censer make of silent grey green tongues.

For good faeries will come rushing to aid
And bad faeries will turn tail and run
When they smell the scent of a home burning
The purple cups and their soft ears aflame
Fig hollow, foxglove will house those that came.

And set ground afresh for spirits next year
I have been waiting for the Sage to flower.

Shrapnel 102

I put a pin into a fountain and it failed
What is one to do when there's no donkey for the tail?
What is one to do when you've an aeroplane to mail?
I put a pin into a fountain and it failed.

Saturday, June 22, 2019

Shrapnel 31


The was I time I ran
Broken mooreland and glen
And clouds gathered like a temper
The clouds were not looking for me
I did not dance for them to come
Yet it rained
The gathering weight of water drops
Washing salt, sweet over my lips
I drank every breath.

Friday, June 21, 2019

Therapy Notes III

Spherical Mayan Vase c. 700AD. Huehueteotl. Old Fire God


I don't care

The frayed child's lie
You should not argue with those not there.
The washing machine will not clean
The churning of these waking dreams.

Pouring dirt in the powder slot
Push the button, pressing play
Turn the dial to boiling hot.
A grey matter, you cannot run away. 

Nor waste in anguish yet more days
For all the fearful love you share
You should not argue with those not there.

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Wasted


I.

The cranes are pecking at the mudflats
Scarred ground and glass
Unresting spirits, in torment, the ghosts
Of terraces down west and east are lost
At night, great red eyed rats sit atop
The office blocks
Great red eyed rats, fat
They have evicted even ghosts
And busy making new ones from the young.

II.

Cup aloft in flowing throng, young, tall and blonde he loudly calls “Can anybody help me”
Falters his voice through heaving halls, "Can anybody help me. I'm homeless" receding backs "Can anybody, anybody. Help. A hurry, hurry of hair and cloth stickles past the paper cup; stick to the path in forest, for many are lost; to the escalators “Get out, Get out” The bluecoats shout at she, traffic powdered pallid hurt, knees up, sunweathered spots and anger. Shouted "Get out" as the portly lady just put a KFC bucket at her feet. "Get out" when she got a mega bucket at her feet. She standing now clenched and shouting, silent; not her parents, the numbers, she, we, we've all seen the numbers, all of us, the figures; kid's gait, small storm, zephyr in an alleyway till the grey, bitten hand carved of frostbite says.
“Go get your food”.

III

“Les enfants danse sur la cupole" seulement
Without religion
They offer opiates and racism
Like the bones are no longer in our mouths
Like we miss a season when dead flowers bud.
The children are crying in the tunnels again.
Git, git, git

Glug, glug, glug.

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Shrapnel No.88

The rarefied, most alive
There's no need to deify
It's the way I see it in true
And I justify it too
Tell it straight up
I'm gonna subjectify you.

They must have told ya
It's in the eye of the beholder.
At your shoulder, cold how call girls
Can't hold a candle to you
So I hold a brush to canvas
There's no rush, and there's no
Kansas
It's yellowbricks and only us.

No need to mystify my intention for you
You can see it in my eye,
I'm gonna subjectify you.

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Faraday might've kicked his cat


This knowledge did not come from God
This but single tapestry stitch
Made by flawed hands that broke edicts
This knowledge was made by humans.

The system made human minds
Inhuman. Without need for God
For grace or piety.
This knowledge is stained with slavery
Torture, war and sin.

There is no stitch in this rich picture
That bares a thread untouched by blood
This knowledge did not come from God.

Monday, May 20, 2019

Ode to the shit they utter

In an emergency
The blue lights flash, sirens and engines
Expensively assembled teams years in training
Rush to the scene.
Pour on as much water, see no expense spared
Get a helicopter up, the cost is who cares?

In an emergency
You put everything to one side
It's not time to do dishes or watch the paint dry
It's not business as usual, take it all in your stride
With that emergency response
You find people died.

Saturday, May 11, 2019

Swifts


If they gave swifts a sky trail
That is how i'd like to write
Or hand washing on river rocks
That is how.

And if I've been unfair
To you, to me, to pages
It is in naming this infatuation.

When to give its due
The muse is one type of love
It's true.

And if I've been unfair to love
It is to say
This is not the type
One needs. One needs

A weave of loves like sail rope
A chord, made from chords
Made from threads.

This ink is just one thread
And I would write like swifts instead.

Sunday, April 07, 2019

Santa-Claus doesn't wear a crown


There's always been relations
By folk across nations

Scientists and artists
In horse and carts didn't start this.
Erasmus' letters were not the first
Jean-Claude Juncker, far from the worst.

Just as artists will make art
Scientists shine light
Troubadors come with music and fun
Powerful people muster swords and guns
And relate through fights.

But it's bedtime
Four seconds from midnight.

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Kenwood at Christmas


Out from repeated fractal grey
The falling licks of yellow flame
Burn brown the fronds of earthen brains
And all the years whares
Laid in carpet on the floor.
The blue has gone and slowly
Yellow turns to brown and grey
Leaving lignen tributaries
Stretched in awe up to the rain.

This a time of furs and scoured grass
The rasping wind in lupine howl
It barely takes a gasp. They will fish carp
Carve turkey and the year's fat from goose
The flames are burning now
These named benches of no use.

Monday, February 18, 2019

In honour of Theresa May's deal


And where Cassandra?
Not since Troy tasked men
To pull the wooden horse
Within its gates
Has such statecraft taken place.
Auto-colonialism to rue and ponder
And facepalms for Cassandra.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Valentine

Let me at this time lie
Just for today.
Tell tall and wild tales
All the while a rose
Between my teeth
Today at least
Let me lie.


Forget didaction and analysis
The mirage oasis objectivity so illusory
In all illusion, lie wildly
And with passion, my rose
Between my teeth and talk
Of buttercups, pillows and home returns
Of roses, spring, covers and pillows
And beaches, peacocks and cake and stars
And cake and, pillows and clouds
And let it all seem true.


So just this one day you may know
How much I always love you.

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

The 12.51 to Preston


Sitting in a rickety
White conservatory in Leeds
Talking to an umbrella plant
About zen philosophy,
The twelve fifty one to Preston
Is this what the world expected.

The recovering man sits
On the phone to benefits
Poison fossilised in grey snakes
The mill's curse, scarring these hills,
Gap toothed half literate crack piping
Meat packer stamps his feet in threat
Stowed crow bar in the back pack
For opening doors, the politic
Is this what the world expected.

Make a bare room a seminar
Who's doing the throttling and how
The proper method of crop rotation
Palid, with a handsome visage
Rarely visited by smiles
One of his eyes wanders, the son
Oh him, with the racist Staf.
There are no songs
Of how the steam milled killed
This wet aired town.
Is this what the world expected.

After two shifts the soldier will return
From taking all of the five kids to Mosque
Ferry the recovering man for cash
Like basket weavers who borrow cane
Horror dawns over his jaw on the stair
Witness now to the impotence of serfs
Alone with the pots
Is this what the world expected.

Crack concrete to fit fresh pipe
Shift grit in sacks and back
For aggregates till the clock matches
All of that sweat
To cut the ageing radiators out
And create something better
Wait, for the fruit fly to drink
Gas off the fresh ink
Is this what the world expected.

Sitting in a rickety
White conservatory in Leeds
Talking to an umbrella plant
About zen philosophy
Is this what the world expected of me.

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Things I didn't hear at the meeting


Things I didn't hear at the meeting

I tell you they're coming
They're coming they are
With bulldozers like tidal waves
Voracious steel jawed monsters
That crave to encase our community
In concrete, feast
And block out the sun.

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

I've been here for ten years.
Me twenty.
Me since sixty four.
I was here afore all yee in misty days of yore.

I was here when the shops were nice
Before people came to score.
I was here afore all yee in misty days of yore.


Things I didn't hear at the meeting

We intend to build a series of skyscrapers
That will blot out the sun,
Saddle the council with debt
Take the money and run.

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

The alternative to a festering turmite mound
That will devour the suffocated heart of our community,
An army of atomised worker cells
Shedding anonymity to lubricate the path
Of thieves and men of bad affections;
Is a collectively constructed
Constructively created, all purpose
Purpose built Shangrila.

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

I am diverse, I
Represent diverse people
We speak with one voice.

We are diverse here
And they want to build the same
On diverse people.

We diverse people
Need space to be
More diverse within
This community.
If we do not have space to be diverse
We cannot remain the same.

We hope that other
Diverse people will join us
And be diverse too.


Things I didn't hear at the meeting

Hello, I'd like to declare my interest
In a collection of ideas, ideals
That everyone thinks they'd like to believe
And feel quite good with tea and soft focus.

Hello, I'd like to declare that I'm drunk
And the chair of the club
That wouldn't rub shoulders
With you, the community.

Hello, I'd like to declare that I'm sent
From the infamous armies of Satan
We've got pictures and papers
On you and your offspring
And we're waiting,
To integrate input from you,
The community.

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

The picture you see before you
Has no sharp edges,
The colours represent
A very fashionable choice by Arturo
Who did the Auto CAD.

As you can see from the map
There are many spaces
That could be filled with a diverse range
Of hope and energy

Please all imagine
Something that you would like to see
Say “mmmmmm”
And forget the desperation on the doorstep.

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

Please disperse with military efficiency
Into groups of relevant proficiency and expertise.
Assemble your blueprints in two blinks on post its,
Please keep the yellow and green ones separate from pink.

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

Wouldn't it be nice to have some nice things.
Yes.
Other places have nice things, it could be nice.
Yes.
This is nicer than the other place I was.

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

I mean where they going to put it all ?
Where you going put all of them ?
If you put them there,
Where you going to put
All things you have to put
When you put things places?
Where they going to put it all?
It won't fit.
And who put em up to it?

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

I need something for what I do
People like me, they do too
We could do something for what I do
I like doing what I do.

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

You call this business,
Strung out hairdressers, beauticians and fried chicken
I'll buy a flat and you'll feel me pissing
From a great height.
I'm drunk and I don't give a...

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

Space is love
The love of this community
Concious of its beating heart
Seizing this transformational opportunity
To reaffirm tradition with a new start.

We can build something beautiful
With all the voices at the table
Open up the arena
For an eco-equitable, enabling eco-system
Of interactions symbiotically structured
To be systemically symmetrical celebrations
Of space as love.

Things I didn't hear at the meeting

Why don't we just chip in and buy them out.
Pass round the hat, get busy
Will have a few hundred mil in a couple of minutes.

If there's any left in the pot
We can give it to married, mortgaged middle-aged
White men because they don't seem to get a lot.

But we could build a tower block.

Yes, we could build a tower block
That's exactly what Tottenham needs
Another tower block.